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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I’m John Scheeser, a software engineer from Pittsburgh currently residing in Kansas City.
I’m into beautiful code, flashy technology, compelling video games and ultimate frisbee.</description><title>Dairy Aisle Creations</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @dairyaisle)</generator><link>http://dairyaisle.com/</link><item><title>Two Reasons I &lt;3 Chrome</title><description>&lt;p&gt;When you have text in the clipboard and open the right click menu these lovely two options reveal themselves depending on the text present:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Paste and Go&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Paste and Search&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It’s almost like the right click menu is reading my mind. I can achieve in two clicks what would normally take two clicks plus hitting the enter key. It may not seem like much but coping and pasting into the URL bar of other browsers just seems so excessive.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dairyaisle.com/post/215020155</link><guid>http://dairyaisle.com/post/215020155</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:25:39 -0500</pubDate><category>Chrome</category><category>browsers</category><category>tips</category><category>text</category></item><item><title>"R is among one of the most menacing sounds. That’s why they call it murder not..."</title><description>“R is among one of the most menacing sounds. That’s why they call it murder not “muckduck!””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Dwight Schrute&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dairyaisle.com/post/215013985</link><guid>http://dairyaisle.com/post/215013985</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:16:00 -0500</pubDate><category>The Office</category><category>Dwight Schrute</category><category>quote</category></item><item><title>Conan 0’Brien interviews the real co-inventor of the USB...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4ad24b19f38fe0c7/4ad0c297df105b20/fb60ed72/-cpid/5d76a1b6d3a0008c" id="W4727a250e66f97234ad24b19f38fe0c7" width="400" height="294"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4ad24b19f38fe0c7/4ad0c297df105b20/fb60ed72/-cpid/5d76a1b6d3a0008c" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowNetworking" value="all" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Conan 0’Brien interviews the real co-inventor of the USB port. Apparently the Intel commercial is all lies.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dairyaisle.com/post/210436046</link><guid>http://dairyaisle.com/post/210436046</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 17:02:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Conan O'Brien</category><category>Tonight Show</category><category>USB</category><category>interview</category><category>video</category></item><item><title>"The one thing you can say about my opinions is I have them."</title><description>“The one thing you can say about my opinions is I have them.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Stephen Colbert&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dairyaisle.com/post/207069302</link><guid>http://dairyaisle.com/post/207069302</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 18:41:31 -0500</pubDate><category>Stephen Colbert</category><category>Colbert Report</category><category>quote</category></item><item><title>"What does a bean mean?!"</title><description>“What does a bean mean?!”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Kevin&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dairyaisle.com/post/202906673</link><guid>http://dairyaisle.com/post/202906673</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 18:04:00 -0500</pubDate><category>The Office</category><category>quote</category></item><item><title>"You know when they say, “It’s so crazy it just might work”? Well I don’t..."</title><description>“You know when they say, “It’s so crazy it just might work”? Well I don’t believe that. I say go for the airtight plan. And that is why I am having Andy wheel me into the conference room inside a make-shift cheese cart. It is just…elegant.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Michael Scott&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dairyaisle.com/post/196907824</link><guid>http://dairyaisle.com/post/196907824</guid><pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:09:57 -0500</pubDate><category>The Office</category><category>Michael Scott</category><category>quote</category></item><item><title>"Technology will never deliver us from evil. Only decent people can."</title><description>“Technology will never deliver us from evil. Only decent people can.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Rabbi Abraham Cooper via &lt;a href="http://blog.facebook.com/blog.php?post=140712907130"&gt;The Role of Technology in Promoting Tolerance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dairyaisle.com/post/194363183</link><guid>http://dairyaisle.com/post/194363183</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:40:00 -0500</pubDate><category>technology</category><category>quote</category></item><item><title>"I suppose this is as good a time as any to figure out the internet."</title><description>“I suppose this is as good a time as any to figure out the internet.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Hank Hill&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dairyaisle.com/post/188906798</link><guid>http://dairyaisle.com/post/188906798</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:08:00 -0500</pubDate><category>King of the Hill</category><category>Hank Hill</category><category>quote</category></item><item><title>"Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I don’t know…I sing in the shower. Sometimes..."</title><description>“Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I don’t know…I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I’ll hit somebody with my car.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Michael Scott&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dairyaisle.com/post/184281065</link><guid>http://dairyaisle.com/post/184281065</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:18:25 -0500</pubDate><category>The Office</category><category>Michael Scott</category><category>quote</category></item><item><title>"You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot..."</title><description>“You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Abraham Lincoln&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dairyaisle.com/post/183890371</link><guid>http://dairyaisle.com/post/183890371</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 15:14:51 -0500</pubDate><category>Abraham Lincoln</category><category>quote</category></item><item><title>Where's the WiiWare Hulu Channel?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;On the Wii there is the very cool &lt;a href="http://www.nintendo.com/wii/channels/internetchannel"&gt;Internet Channel&lt;/a&gt; that is not only recently updated but is also free. The big problem is that while the update is very welcome there is still lackluster flash support in the browser. The &lt;a href="http://www.nintendo.com/consumer/systems/wii/en_na/channelsInternet.jsp" title="Nintendo Support site for the Internet Channel "&gt;support page&lt;/a&gt; only notes support for Flash 8 leaving out many popular video sites including &lt;a href="http://www.hulu.com/"&gt;Hulu&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Really this is a huge miss. You have an ideal setup to consume some internet television. It has an internet connection. The box is capable of outputting 480p content. You’re likely positioned in one of the primary living spaces given the very social nature of the Wii. There is a huge audience of aver &lt;a href="http://www.vgchartz.com/aweekly.php" title="Weekly sales charts"&gt;24 million&lt;/a&gt; consoles in the US. As you add these things up this seems like a market worth engaging. So where is the Hulu Channel? It would be a day one download for me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dairyaisle.com/post/183422753</link><guid>http://dairyaisle.com/post/183422753</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Hulu</category><category>Nintendo</category><category>Wii</category><category>text</category></item><item><title>Conan helps Jordan find an apartment. Classic…</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/SLMXSjql3rYTdzoYZjxbyA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Conan helps Jordan find an apartment. Classic…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dairyaisle.com/post/160771769</link><guid>http://dairyaisle.com/post/160771769</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 16:10:51 -0500</pubDate><category>video</category><category>Jordan Schlansky</category><category>apartment</category><category>Tonight Show</category></item><item><title>"Buildings explode, that’s what they do."</title><description>“Buildings explode, that’s what they do.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Hank Hill&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dairyaisle.com/post/160769733</link><guid>http://dairyaisle.com/post/160769733</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 16:07:39 -0500</pubDate><category>quote</category><category>King of the Hill</category></item><item><title>"There is no off position on the genius switch."</title><description>“There is no off position on the genius switch.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;David Letterman&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dairyaisle.com/post/146902665</link><guid>http://dairyaisle.com/post/146902665</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:14:00 -0500</pubDate><category>David Letterman</category><category>genius</category></item><item><title>Video</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/ZI4l8RuRviwoXt832UvnPw" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/ZI4l8RuRviwoXt832UvnPw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="231"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://dairyaisle.com/post/146202969</link><guid>http://dairyaisle.com/post/146202969</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 12:59:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Conan O'Brien</category><category>Jordan Schlansky</category><category>apartment</category></item><item><title>"That meal was unnecesarily decadent."</title><description>“That meal was unnecesarily decadent.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Hank Hill&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dairyaisle.com/post/127804426</link><guid>http://dairyaisle.com/post/127804426</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:20:31 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"In the year 3000 YouTube, Twitter and Facebook will merge into one super time wasting site called..."</title><description>““In the year 3000 YouTube, Twitter and Facebook will merge into one super time wasting site called YouTwitFace.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Conan O’Brien&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dairyaisle.com/post/117998884</link><guid>http://dairyaisle.com/post/117998884</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 12:47:41 -0500</pubDate><category>Conan O'Brien</category><category>Twitter</category><category>Facebook</category><category>YouTube</category><category>year 3000</category><category>In the year 3000</category></item><item><title>Toy Story 3 Teaser</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.apple.com/trailers/disney/toystory3/"&gt;Toy Story 3 Teaser&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I hate to see Pixar following Disney’s example and trying to squeeze another movie out of the franchise. The first movie was so spectacular that I think it would be next to impossible to top it. Looks like it may be becoming a &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Pixar_films#In_production" title="Pixar Movies in Production"&gt;trend&lt;/a&gt; which makes me a bit worried. It is Pixar though so maybe I should be a bit more positive. However, I wasn’t a huge fan of Toy Story 2. Their films have felt so complete that it would make it difficult to really extend any of the franchises to date since the stories were so whole. The Incredibles may be about the only exception.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dairyaisle.com/post/115171769</link><guid>http://dairyaisle.com/post/115171769</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 23:51:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Toy Story</category><category>sequels</category><category>trailer</category><category>Pixar</category></item><item><title>"Catholics with options are called Protestants."</title><description>“Catholics with options are called Protestants.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Stephen Colbert&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://dairyaisle.com/post/109006754</link><guid>http://dairyaisle.com/post/109006754</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 07:40:48 -0500</pubDate><category>Stephen Colbert</category><category>Colbert Report</category></item><item><title>St. Louis Classic 2009 Pics</title><description>&lt;p&gt;A couple weekends ago I traveled to the other side of Missouri with Dick and Jane to compete in the &lt;a href="http://www.upa.org/scores/tourn.cgi?div=71&amp;id=6453"&gt;St. Louis Classic&lt;/a&gt;. It was sort of an end of an era as it was really the last ride of Dick and Jane. It was a shame this fact wasn’t touched on a bit more. New leadership, new faces and a new outlook will certainly shake things up as the Summer flows onward. I don’t think Threat Level Midnight will be quite the same. But, considering we weren’t subbing for the win and how early it is in the club season 5th isn’t too bad. &lt;a href="http://twitter.com/fresaj"&gt;@fesaj&lt;/a&gt; took some lovely &lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/jacobsf/2009SaintLouisClassic"&gt;photos&lt;/a&gt; of the event that are certainly worth checking out.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I must say I wasn’t &lt;a href="http://picasaweb.google.com/jacobsf/2009SaintLouisClassic#5332192921870070450"&gt;moving&lt;/a&gt; too bad given the fact that my knee just recently got back into more respectable shape shape. It’s feeling leaps and bounds better than last year which is a huge plus. The handful of solid younger players from the Kansas colleges that will be vying for playing time are getting me motivated to continue working to physically get beyond last seasons limitation. I was in a funk from the blown ACL back in the summer of 07.  2008 was a rough season personally and it’s going to be a challenge to become relevant once again.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://dairyaisle.com/post/107541370</link><guid>http://dairyaisle.com/post/107541370</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 23:29:41 -0500</pubDate><category>ultimate</category><category>photos</category><category>Dick and Jane</category><category>Threat Level Midnight</category></item></channel></rss>
